Life Knocks

Life Knocks
The Squirrel that Dreamt of Madness Series Book #2 of 2 in publication order (switch to chronological order)
Author: Craig Stone

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Published on January 7, 2014
Age Group: 17 years and up

Excerpt/First Sentence(s):
He fears he's going to be killed by bloody Somalians so has a rule the front door must be bolted from the inside at all times.

Locking a sturdy bolt that could hold off an army makes a lot of noise and little sense; because his front door to his actual apartment is adjacent to the main front door every time I finish locking the door I turn around to find him standing behind me, blocking my way with his crooked frame; staring intently at me with his long nicotine stained fingers and his perfectly groomed white hair, side parted, sitting above his paranoid milky eyes like a flat cloud ironed out over a dark day.

I don't have a chair which is frustrating because my bed is the only place I can sit down and my computer is on top of a chest of drawers in the corner, so I have to either sit on the floor looking up at my PC like a child clumsily clawing at candy floss held by a teasing sibling, or, bring the bed over and sit on it like I'm preparing to make money by touching myself whilst laying back on my bed for potential webcam viewers.

A simple chair would resolve both of these issues, and I could then spend endless hours on-line being sociable by avoiding real people.

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